i have two hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket

normally i’d save the green, but i earned it from dirty work..

maybe i’ll get rock b&

A pedobear elebit?

Hana signed up.  I await his first post, that whipper snapper! XD

Lol New Jersey. >_>

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6071409

Lol,

n00b just said "I had a really great spurt today" and I rofl’d.

Gross.

My mom bought a purse with a giraffe recently. Every time I see it I think of n00b. <_<

I got 8 lemons today and decided to make homemade lemonade. I carefully cut the lemons in half and was careful to hold my hand in the glass to squeeze the juice out. The last half of lemon slipped out of my hand and where did the juice go?

Directly in my left eye.

Damn that hurt. But it also made pretty darn good lemonade!

When life gives you lemons...