I am from the streets... and they are made of electrical impulses on CAT5e and wavelengths of light in optical fibers.

Revo-necrophiliamorgueaphobia: The fear that dead people in a morgue will come back to life and hump you.

BEHOLD! As soft as the winterfall snow, BURSTING with artificial lemon flavor, Aerodynamically designed so that every bite slides down into your stomach AT THE SPEED OF MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT!!!