Major League Eating: The Game (WiiWare, 1,000 Wii points)

In this new game, players go head-to-head in various eating contests, using various attacks to slow each other down, in either local play or on Nintendo WiFi. The game features a one player career mode as well, along with 12 different kinds of food to stuff your face with. Watch out though - eating too much will fill the Barf-o-meter, and well, it’s self-explanatory what happens then.

Donkey Kong 3 (NES, 500 Wii points)

In this oft-forgotten classic, players take control of Stanley, as he fights off bugs and the big gorilla himself.

Ninja Commando (NEOGEO, 900 Wii points)

Take control of three different ninjas to save the world in this vertically-scrolling action game. The game supports co-op play so your friend can join the battle to rid the world of evil.

I’ve been cracking jokes about that MLE game for a while now, but I’m actually impressed that it offers as many features as it does.