Dan Hewitt, senior director of communications for the Entertainment Software Association, today angrily told enraged adults across America that they should "be better parents" if they don’t want their children exposed to violent videogames, in response to an interview question. During his six-minute rant, he also stated that "the big M in the corner of the box isn’t just there for show!" and noted that "maybe if you shop with your kids, they won’t get their hands on a gorefest like God of War and you won’t all come complaining to me". He then retreated into his office to play some Grand Theft Auto III, stating that he really just had to blow someone’s head off.

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